The results of an in-class writing exercise.
Clearly this is the most profound poem I have ever written.
Broktephone
A stalker phones a prostitute
to exploit a new investment opportunity.
The prostitute is mildly intoxicated
but isn't ready to take the plunge
Send me some beer
says the would-be investor
and I'll give you some crack
when I'm ready to spin
An exhumed secretary walks into the incandescent
I'm looking for someone to cater to my mouth
Do you have a guitar menu
to show my hots?
and management consierge consults a business company
schedule some bees, with these business card
A high school dropout, thinking about collages
sends catalogs to schools
The loot and content of half-breed dogs
helps schools ply wooden shoes
Autobots, roll out.
I think it's kinda weird how many people wrote down prostitute!
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